Honestly don’t think I can caption this one.

Good thing they remembered to slap a copyright on this one.

Ah, finally got our vacation pics back, honey! This one’s a keeper. Goin’ in ma scrapbook.

The hemline must be drawn here!

He does weddings, birthday parties, and other appearances.

Alright, kids, let’s roll up the windows and lock our doors, mmkay? And buckle in, ‘cause daddy needs to go fast now.

Mr. Data deactivates his emotion chip to avoid being further incensed by the announcement that Denise Crosby had to cancel her appearance due to a prior engagement.

Chief Engineer Pugglesworth is an exception to the aforementioned rule.

I always find it easier to have a pet put down when I dress it in a red shirt. It just makes it easier to accept.

So…let’s talk about productivity…